I enjoyed writing the other entry, and promised more if you wanted. Alisia, you are the reason I am going to do another blog entry about “little Kristine”. Thanks everyone for your fun comments!
Here is a very strange part of an entry from eighth grade Kristine…I think I was trying to be “poetic” but it just sounds really funny!
11/11/01
I wish I didn’t have to work on my homework; my very dull homework. But I must. I must do my homework. It crys out for me, it is hungry for me. I have so, so much homework. It likes me, my taste is good. My homework bites into me, taking my htoughts and them for it’s own use. I must go, my homework bites it’s next bite. (this was before all the vampire craziness-I can’t really tell you where I got the idea for this crazy analogy. I must, must ask: Is your homework biting you? Ha ha)
This entry is very interesting. I thought I would share. This was late in the year for eighth grade Kristine.
2/21/02
I found out today that my sub bus driver is also our librarian. I really think it’s weird, because the bus lady is mean, and our librarian (same person) is nice. It’s like there are two sides to her. (hmmm…maybe she is bi-polar? Or she feels bus drivers need to be mean? All those kids walking around when you are driving-just makes one want to scream, right? Or maybe it’s all the screaming, throwing, pushing, and kicking that happen on my bus. I know we had the “nightmare” route. Everyone dreaded riding the bus, because the older kids beat us up, and the younger kids wouldn’t stop talking. No, I wasn’t one of the younger kids!)
2/24/02
The funniest thing just happened at my friend Amanda’s house. We are sleeping over at her house and we put Kara’s pillow in the freezer! She can’t find it and no one is telling her what happened! Hee hee! (so I wasn’t always a goody-two-shoes. Ha ha)
On the next four pages, we did the longest Mash I have EVER seen. Do you remember that game? It was so much “hoping for a good life”. I always tried to put down “toilet cleaner”, “garbage man” and “clown” for people’s job choices. I thought I was so funny. I taught my kids in Florida how to do MASH, since they had never heard of it! They informed me that they taught everyone at school-that was one of the greatest things about teaching those kids-you could pass on skills we learned in school that “died” as the kids below us grew up. Sad. I think living in the 90’s was awesome, and it’s so sad that little kids now will never understand what a typewriter is, why we still have video tapes and cassette players, and what it was like to live without a cell phone, computer, and video games. There was such a thing as going outside and climbing trees, hanging upside down on the monkey bars, and running around on that spinning thing that got banned from playgrounds. I love my computers and technology (everyone knows this!) but I can still appreciate the childhood I had without them!

This is a little sad, but it has a great point at the end.
“I’ll never really be the person I long to be. I’ll always be…plain Kristine, a.k.a. “Kermet” or “shrimp”. Some people go through life always being “on top” and “popular”. Me? While I wish I was either, I am none.
Let me explain. My name is Kristine and I am 13. I am 4’7, which is short for someone in 8th grade. At least, that is, at my school. People always make fun of me because of my looks, hair, size, and voice. Yes, my voice. Just because my voice is “different”, they make fun of me. Even my parents and brothers make fun of me. They may think they are kidding, it doesn’t make me feel good.
My one true friend is my dog Daisey Lou. She can’t make fun of me, and I know that she will always be a good friend. I love my dog, and think she is the best!
So you see, I will never be perfect or pretty. I will be me. You don’t have to be special to be yourself.” (I was the shortest one in my grade, so I always got picked on for that, and wearing glasses. Sometimes I wrote about all that, but I want this blog to be funny, not serious and sad. But I wanted you to see that I didn’t grow too much between eighth grade and now. Haha)
Here is a fun story from when I was little:
My house has three floors, and the basement was always the “scariest” to me. I would go downstairs during the day, but at nighttime, I was convinced that the monsters were going to come out and eat me! If my parents asked me to grab
something from their room (originally, their bedroom was in the basement
until my dad added on to the house), I would RACE down the stairs, grab whatever it was, and literally crawl up the stairs as fast as I could. Why did I crawl? I had some strange belief that I was faster if I was crawling…or maybe I just had tripped too many times before. Anyway, this went on for a long time…probably till I was seven or maybe even eight. My house can be really creepy at night, and especially when you don’t know someone is in the shadows. I think my brother learned of my fear, because one day I went downstairs in a hurry, to grab my mom’s watch on her nightstand. I was so freaked that I dropped the watch on the ground. I dug around in the dark trying to find it, and my brother took this opportunity to hid behind the door. I found the watch, turned around and raced to go back up the stairs. Nick jumped out at me and I yelled bloody murder. I flew up the stairs yelling that there was a monster in the house! I hadn’t realized it was Nick because it was still dark in the room, and my fear made me believe it was some scary man! Not to say my brother isn’t scary… My mom had to calm me down, and my brother was really proud of himself. One day, one day, I will get him back!