Yesterday was my last day as a photographer on a ship. Today, I start my new career as a youth counselor on a ship. I'm excited because I love kids and I'm so tired of all the excuses from adults. If you don't want to take a picture, you don't have to be rude about it!
Some of my favorite (terrible) excuses:
-"I'm too beautiful to have my picture taken"
-"I'll break the camera"
-"oh, don't waste your film" (it's not film!)
-"i smell bad" (I wasn't aware the camera could smell you)
-"the police are after me" (really? Cause I'll call them and let them know to pick you up)
-"I'm wanted by the FBI" (what's with everyone wanting to be in trouble? And technically, this should make me want to take your picture even more!"